• parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt

It’s official, tomorrow my real summer diet starts. I’m going to work out 4-5 times a week. I just need some motivation to keep going.

lastofthetimeladies:

we think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are so why do we treat humans any differently

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I want a Tumblr best friend. Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I’d like to.

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theanti90smovement:

i cant believe how many friends i dont have

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